I find it a little ironic that days after posting the fact that I placed an online personal, I get the following email:
From: Send A Crush
To: Brad Barrish
Subject: Someone you know has a crush on you!
Someone you know has anonymously sent you this email to let you know they have a crush on you.
If you can guess their email, we’ll tell you if you’re right!
Click here to find out who likes you!
Who are you? I’m not guessing. I’m sure I already just invited more spam into my inbox by clicking the link. They’re so tricky these days. They pray on whores. You assholes.