I have a deep appreciation for restaurants that put carpet or some other soft material on the underside of their dining tables. Is that weird?

I have a deep appreciation for restaurants that put carpet or some other soft material on the underside of their dining tables. Is that weird?

Flight attendant comes over to my row and says, “Mr. Barrish?” I think to myself, ‘why yes, I will take that First Class seat.’ Only she says, “we have a vegetarian meal for you.” Comfort+ it is…