A day will never pass when I don’t type โŒ˜-K in Slack to hyperlink a word instead of โŒ˜-V. Every time I do it, I curse out loud. I cannot think of another equivalent in my life.

Thank you for jumping on this last-minute Zoom meeting. As youโ€™re all well aware, this has been a great year for us. Profits are at an all-time high. Our stock price is at an all-time high. Growth projections for the coming year are through the roof. You all have done an amazing job ushering in a new era of success for this company. So amazing, in fact, that we have no choice but to let you all go.

SMH McSweeney’s still got it.

It’s the end of the web as we know it. The end of wading through unhelpful results to get reliable information?! OMG what ever will the advertisers do?? Publishers and content owners will license their content, the AI Answer Companies will pass along the costs to consumers just as they’re used to accessing everything for free, subsidized by venture capital and it will just become another monthly subscription. What am I missing?